i don't think i need you
yo, i'm sam evans. just your average blonde boy who doesn't like green eggs and ham, but does love his chapsticks. i speak fluent na'vi which is known be the avatar language. the only way to win my heart is if you buy me some cool ranch doritos.

text message → charlie fabray

Charlie: SEE
Charlie: Thank you, Sammy. Too bad I wasn't awake when you were there. We could've gamed or something.
Sam: But it's still bad for you to eat them!
Sam: Oh don't worry about it, Charlizard. We could always gamed or do something else another day when you're not sleepy. :)

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Charlie: I don't! I just like them a lot!
Charlie: Sorry.. I fell asleep..
Sam: Well, they do taste very good!
Sam: It's okay. Your mom allowed me to come inside and dropped the kitty off while you were sleeping.

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Charlie: I don't have a problem.
Charlie: It does.. I'm very tired now though.
Sam: Uh huh right sure you don't.
Sam: Awe poor Charlie Bear! Take a nap. I'll be over soon to bring Sammy Jr to you. That way you'll have someone to cuddle with.

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Charlie: Maybe...
Charlie: ALL THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW!
Sam: I'm starting to think you have a gummy bear problem.
Sam: I bet it looks very pretty!

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Charlie: OF COURSE I AM!
Charlie: I'M HOME HOME HOME!
Charlie: PLUS I GOT A LOT OF CARDS AND GIFTS AND NOW MY ROOM IS EVEN MORE COLORFUL!
Sam: You ate rest of the gummy bears before going home, did ya? Which explains why you're so hyper and texting me using the caps lock. :P
Sam: How colorful is your room?

text message → charlie fabray

Charlie: Yes, Pinky promise!
Charlie: ONE HOUR!
Charlie: SHE IS!
Sam: Looks like someone is excited.

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Charlie: He will? I won't tell! I don't want him to feel that way. He's the most cuddly of them all!
Charlie: Aww. But now I can't snuggle with him all the time. I'll get out at 4, btw.
Sam: Yup. He's a jealous kitty who doesn't like sharing you. Pinky promise you won't tell?
Sam: How about you snuggle with him during the weekdays and the teddy bear on the weekends? That's awesome! Is your mom going to pick you up?

text message → charlie fabray

Charlie: Okay. You may buy me a bear because I can buy you a new pair of pants.
Charlie: :D
Sam: That way you'll have something to snuggle with while you're at the hospital, but shh! Don't tell Sammy Jr about it because he'll get jealous.
Sam: You know he doesn't like seeing you being all snuggle up with something that's not him.

text message → charlie fabray

Charlie: It is!
Charlie: You really don't have to. I'm making it up with you! Your pants are ripped by Sammy jr.
Charlie: Mhm.. his claws are gettings stronger.. try to come here with him on your leg! haha
Sam: Since it looks like there's no point in trying to convince you otherwise, I'm just gonna go ahead and let you buy a new pair of pants for me.
Sam: But I'm going to buy you a teddy bear as my way of saying thank you.
Sam: Haha, all right I'll go ahead and do that then.

text message → charlie fabray

Charlie: It is a possibility. But the doctors are sure that I'd be able to walk again.
Charlie: Aw, you don't have to make it up to me! He's holding onto your leg again?
Sam: Well, that's very great news to hear.
Sam: But I want to! Yup. I tried shaking him off, but nothing.
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